Is building a wall on the U.S.-Arizona border really the best option?
If America’s great 49 states aren’t protected, these Arizona crazies will spread, bringing their wacky ideas with them.
But is building a wall on the US-Arizona border really the best idea?
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Build a wall on the border (with Arizona)!
My fellow Americans, it is time to protect our nation. The crossflow of people continues unabated, and the only answer is to build a permanent wall.
If America’s great 49 states aren’t protected, the crazies of Arizona will spill into other states, bringing their wacky ideas with them.
America needs a wall on its borders — with Arizona!
Click here to sign the petition!
Voters split on who should hear the Pope’s confession
The Vatican has continued to dominate the headlines in its unstoppable drive to win the 2010 Religious Institution Most Linked to Perversion award. More and more voices are calling for the Pope to make a formal confession.
But voters are split when it comes to who should hear that confession. 50% say David Hasselhoff, and 50% say Tracy Morgan.
Now granted, there have been eight poll participants so far. But not every vote is going to have the turnout of a Saddam Hussein re-election campaign.
Will God ask Gingrich to run for President?
Yesterday, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called Barack Obama “the most radical president in American history” who oversees a “secular, socialist machine.”
Gingrich tossed out quite a bit of red meat at the 2010 Southern Republican Leadership Conference (SRLC) in New Orleans.
When asked if he would run for president in 2012, Gingrich responded:
“I suspect that will be up to God and the American people.”
2010 Spammiest Business School Award, Part II
It hasn’t even been 24 hours since a reader of this blog nominated Hult International Business School for the 2010 Spammiest Business School Award.
Using Hult’s new Simu-Human technology, the reader in question has received even more spam: a phone call on his cell phone. Apparently, there is a Hult networking event he should go to, even though the reader isn’t interested in Hult, business school, networking, or even capitalism.
2010 Spammiest Business School Award
We all know where to go to find out about the best business schools. But what about the Spammiest Business Schools?
Allow me to nominate Hult International Business School.
Never heard of Hult? Neither had one reader of this blog, until they received their 273rd recruitment email from the fine institution. When the reader asked to be removed from Hult’s email list, the reader got recruitment email #274.
And while we’re at it, lets also add Gil Enrique Matos, Hult’s Director of Recruiting, to the nominee list for 2010 Spammiest Grad School Recruiting Director.
Maybe Gil and my auto-responder can do lunch.
60% say “Endorse Admiral Ackbar!”
With nearly 300 votes cast, 60% say that the Ole Miss Faculty Senate should endorse Admiral Ackbar for mascot. A mere 31% voted “other” in opposition. A skeptical 9% say it’s a trap!
The Ackbar Department of Military Science
Admiral Ackbar wasn’t just a symbol of courage — he was also a skilled military leader. That’s why it is time for Ole Miss to launch the Admiral Ackbar Department of Military Science.
Ackbar Dept of Military Science (artist's conception)
The current Ole Miss Military Science program is an important university resource, led by LTC John L. Abruscato, Professor of Military Science. But aspiring military leaders need to learn the lessons of Admiral Ackbar’s career.
The second Death Star battle deserves serious study, and a well-funded Ackbar Department of Military Science could make this possible.
Liberals for McCain!
The Republican Party is falling into Tea Party craziness, and liberals can help. How?
By publicly endorsing John McCain!
John McCain is a desperate fight for re-election. His challenger in the primaries is former congressman J.D. Hayworth, a Republican talk radio host who threw his hat in the ring for the Arizona senate seat.
Hayworth is attacking McCain from the right. By giving John McCain your liberal endorsement, you’ll guarantee that those wild and wacky Tea Partiers will support Mr. Hayworth.
That means that Hayworth wins, and the Republican Party gets a little crazier. The crazier the Republican Party … the more likely Democrats will keep the White House in 2012.
So what do you say?
If you’re a left-of-center voter, publicly endorse John McCain in his re-election campaign for U.S. Senate!
